Oh, for goodness sake! Ophiuchus. When that child arrives at school, he will spend all his time here in the hospital wing with me being patched up from all the beatings he'll take from the upper-years. I can't imagine that even being a Lestrange could protect him from that. Think of the nicknames!

I'd expect Thomas or Marvolo or Little Lord P, but Ophiuchus?


At least he'd come to us knowing how to spell!