alt_bill: (Amused)
Bill Weasley ([personal profile] alt_bill) wrote in [personal profile] alt_bellatrix 2011-09-03 04:03 am (UTC)

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Oh, Sirius.

The most devilish Weasley part of me (the part that tends to show up in the twins most often) whispers in my ear that she's all but begging you to start issuing an increasingly embarrassing series of anecdotes about her. Just to prove the lie. The more humiliating the better. Like, let's see. How old was she when she stopped sucking her thumb. Words she used to lisp.

When did she stop wetting the bed?

(Did she ever stop?)

Even if she insists and insists and insists that your Grim Truths are a fake, it'll put her in an increasingly ridiculous light.

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